is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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