I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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