I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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