This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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