What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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