So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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