I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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