Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My life is pants optional.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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