i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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