So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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