We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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