i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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