I CAN MOONWALK!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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