Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
