i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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