I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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