How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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