I must be too annoying 4 u.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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