I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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