East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
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i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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