I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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