Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
