So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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