you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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