I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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