Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
be right there i have to get my cape
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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