try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
