I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
fuck your aforementioned shoe
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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