I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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