I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
I'm just looking out for you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline