i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.