It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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