I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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