dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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