i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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