I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I came so hard my ears popped.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize