I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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