I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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