This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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