So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
My penis needs a shock collar
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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