Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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