As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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