Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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