That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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