I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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