erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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