It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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