what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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