He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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