Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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