I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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