You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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