If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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