Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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