apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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