an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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