You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.