I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle