honey bunches of taint.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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